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I get few comments on my writing, but would anyone be interested in reading D&D game session recaps, if they were written in narrative form? 

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6 deviants said Hell yes!
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2 deviants said Maybe. If there are pictures too...
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No deviants said Nah, not my thing...
Just bought my sister's birthday gift: a trip to Disney. I put out extra money to get special add-ons for her, bringing the grand total (including flight) to $4,106.46. I really, really love my little sister...

In other news, the new 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons books have some fabulous disclaimers I just had to share. I was laughing so much when I read these:

Player's Handbook: Wizards of the Coast is not responsible for the consequences of splitting up the party, sticking appendages in the mouth of a leering green devil faces, accepting a dinner invitation from bugbears, storming the feast hall of a hill giant steading, angering a dragon of any variety, or saying yes when the DM asks, "Are you really sure?"

Dungeon Master's Guide: Wizards of the Coast does not officially endorse the following tactics, which are guaranteed to maximize your enjoyment as a Dungeon Master. First, always keep a straight face and say OK no matter how ludicrous or doomed the players' plan of action is. Second, no matter what happens, pretend that you intended all along for everything to unfold the way it did. Third, if you're not sure what to do next, feign illness, end the session early, and plot your next move. When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, let loose a heavy sigh, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.

Monster Manual: Any similarities between monsters depicted in this book and monsters that actually exist are purely coincidental. That goes double for mind flayers, which absolutely, utterly, and completely do not exist, nor do they secretly run the D&D team. Do we really need a disclaimer to tell you that? You shouldn't use your brain to consider such irrational thoughts. They only make the mind cluttered, confused, and unpleasantly chewy. A good brain is nice, tender, and barely used. Go ahead, put down this book and watch some reality TV or internet cat videos. They're really funny these days. You won't regret it. We say this only because we love you and your juicy, succulent gamer brain.

  • Mood: Eager
  • Reading: D&D 5th edition DMG

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Kate Logan
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Nothing much to say here, except that I'm an aspiring novelist with one book in the editing phase and the next about to begin. Working two jobs to get by and squeezing in writing and art in between.
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:iconultimamage578:
UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014
Good luck on NaNoWriMo. Sorry I haven't been reading. Only on at libraries. hope to fix that.
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Cei-Ellem Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
S'ok and thanks ^_^. I've been very busy writing.
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UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Heys! Sorry I haven't been voting but I ran out of bandwith... again. Hopefully I'll get a job before it happens again though.
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Cei-Ellem Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I have not yet figured out how one "runs out" of bandwidth, but no worries ^_^.
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UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Try using a Verizon Wireless Hotspot as your main source of internet. I guess it isn't bandwith, but data, but it might as well be bandwith.
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